Sure, airplane travel is one of comedy’s most well worn topics. But today’s twitter jokesters still manage to put their own spin on it:

Just went through the insecurity line at the airport. Pretty sure I did it wrong. – Alec Sulkin (@thesulk)

I scream at airport police to look on their video for the guy who just stole my purse. The video shows me putting my purse in my suitcase. – Penelope Trunk (@penelopetrunk)

Girl just tried to use her Facebook profile picture on her iPhone as ID at the TSA checkpoint. My life is complete. – Ben Schlappig (@OneMileataTime)

I’ve had entire relationships that didn’t get as far as these airport security checkpoints. – Michael LeRoux (@lefauxfrog)

Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour. Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams.– Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers)

Source: Twitter

Never miss a deal again - sign up now!

Connect with us: