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For when you need the laughs to come fast, here are 73 top-notch rib-ticklers that you can deploy in any social situation. Enjoy.
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He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Because every play has a cast.
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“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
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Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
He was just going through a stage.
He just needed a little space.
Because they make up everything.
To get to the other side.
The satisfactory.
Throw him in the mainstream.
A nervous wreck.
Gets jalapeño business!
He brews.
They always take things literally.
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Diddly-squats.
Because you should never drink and derive.
A receding hare-line.
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
It’s two gross.
“Curses! Foil again!”
Thanks – I’ll never part with it!
Make me one with everything.
Between you and me, something smells.
An impasta.
Put a little boogie in it.
Nice belt!
A little horse.
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
A labracadabrador.
This tastes a little funny.
A parrot.
Because the “P” is silent.
Eileen.
Aye matey.
His car got toad away.
Bison.
The space bar.
Because it was cultured.
Re-Morse code.
He drank the coffee before it was cool.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
She looked at me surprised.
They each got six months.
1Forest1.
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
The batroom.
Because he lost his filling.
Spoiled milk.
They dribble all the time.
Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Because they use honeycombs.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Now I just have beer.
They don’t meet the koalafications.
You will be mist.
A chicken sees a salad.
In case she needed to draw blood.
You planet.
21.
All of the fans left.
A chew-chew train.
It needed help figuring out its problems.
They’re buoy-ant.
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