Frustrated by noisy neighbours one evening, my teenage son suggested my husband go round and tell them one of his 181.
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I played in a social mixed netball team in a league where you get to name your own team. We called ourselves “BYE Round”. So ...read more
A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Oce ...read more
As I left work today, my boss said to me, “I know your hours are nine-to-five, but can you work an hour later tomorrow?”
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read moreMy father is allergic to cotton. He has pills he can take, but he can’t get them out of the bottle.
...read moreI’m not very interested in tobogganing, but I’d do it if pushed.
...read moreDon’t tell me you have a chocolate lab if you’re just talking about a type of dog.
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William came home from the doctor looking very worried. “What is it? asked his wife. “What’s the problem?”
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A university football coach called out the new member saying, "Look, I'm not supposed to have you on this team because you faile ...read more
A man tells his doctor he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is ove ...read more
A man was cruising on his motorbike up the California coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice ...read more
