There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole – he would dig, dig, dig.
The other would come behi ...read more
When my sister was in high school, she went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him because they figured an ...read more
It’s a ten-minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it’s a two-hour walk from the pub to my house.
...read moreAn airline introduced a half-price fare for women accompanying their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials ...read more
Two elderly women out driving one day came to an intersection. The light was red, but they just carried on through. The woman in ...read more
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bent and twisted 5-iron, standing over a lifeless man. A detective ...read more
Do you know why you cannot find any Aspirin in the jungle?
Parrots eat 'em all.
A man hates his wife’s cat. He decides to load the cat off next to the road. Getting home, he finds the cat waiting for him on ...read more
Q: Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger?
A: He’s trying to work out the combination.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after ...read more
A man entered a silent religious order where you were only allowed to say two words a year, to the Bishop. At the end of his fi ...read more
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
Sh ...read more
