10 tweets about driving that will make you laugh out loud

“Never get into a lane-merging game of chicken with a person who has a garbage bag for a car-door window.” —@MelvinOfYork

“If anyone catches me singing in my car, my reaction is to stare at them until it’s awkward for both of us.” —@Rhodes411

“How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do?” —@markedly

“The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.” —@armyVet1972

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“Somebody actually complimented my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said ‘parking fine.’” —@aadil

“The irony of being hit by a Dodge.” —@rikpayne

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“When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension.” —@yoyoha

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“Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?

Officer: What?!

Me: What?” —@3sunzzz

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“How to parallel park:

Step 1. Park somewhere else.” —@XplodingUnicorn

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“Ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” —@talesofarealist

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Source: RD.com